in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and
I’m sorry
it’s like it’s saying, “HUMAN! HUMAN! THIS IS WET. THIS APPEARS TO BE VERY WET. HUMAN! MY FEET ARE ALSO WET. IT IS WET. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
NO.
NO PICTURES PLEASE.”
I just had to reblog this again
(Source: oneisdone)
game of thrones pickup lines part 1
If you hear “You look like my brother” from Cersei: run. Just run like hell.
chortling
So this is actually the best flashmob you’re ever going to see.